The Return Of The Queen
Yeees, the return of the queen... The queen of public embarrassment, jajajajaja.
Mmmm, today I had to do the shopping. Believe or not, Wednesday is my cooking day. Even the Selfish has to eat, and if she wants to eat she has to cook, and in order to cook she must do the shopping, jajaja. Well, the thing is that I had just bought some meat when suddenly I found myself sitting on the floor. I didn't notice the floor was all wet and slippy because some irresponsible people were cleaning, but there I was happily walking and not wearing my dear boots but a pair of cute shoes. Jajajaja, I can see myself trying not to fall, which just gives certain suspense to what is inevitable, jajajaja, and then the floor. I'm surprised my glasses didn't go flying. Jajajajaja, you should have seen me there, jajaja, sitting on the floor all blushed with my hair completely over my face and laughing completely amused. Ahhh, but I didn't lose the meat I had just bought, it was all the time in my hand, jajajaja. The worst of all was trying to stand up, because my shoes kept on slipping. Aghhh, everybody saw me, jajaja, but nobody could laugh at me, because I was already laughing. I suppose people don't find much fun in mocking somebody who's mocking him or herself.
The only problem now is that my leg hurts, jajaja. It is not an aching pride, it's my poor leg, aghh I hate my knee, it's always complaining!!!
Well, this is only one more to the list, Uhhh, it's such a long list!!!
Mmmm, today I had to do the shopping. Believe or not, Wednesday is my cooking day. Even the Selfish has to eat, and if she wants to eat she has to cook, and in order to cook she must do the shopping, jajaja. Well, the thing is that I had just bought some meat when suddenly I found myself sitting on the floor. I didn't notice the floor was all wet and slippy because some irresponsible people were cleaning, but there I was happily walking and not wearing my dear boots but a pair of cute shoes. Jajajaja, I can see myself trying not to fall, which just gives certain suspense to what is inevitable, jajajaja, and then the floor. I'm surprised my glasses didn't go flying. Jajajajaja, you should have seen me there, jajaja, sitting on the floor all blushed with my hair completely over my face and laughing completely amused. Ahhh, but I didn't lose the meat I had just bought, it was all the time in my hand, jajajaja. The worst of all was trying to stand up, because my shoes kept on slipping. Aghhh, everybody saw me, jajaja, but nobody could laugh at me, because I was already laughing. I suppose people don't find much fun in mocking somebody who's mocking him or herself.
The only problem now is that my leg hurts, jajaja. It is not an aching pride, it's my poor leg, aghh I hate my knee, it's always complaining!!!
Well, this is only one more to the list, Uhhh, it's such a long list!!!
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