I'm A Cigarette

Art by Innerdepravity on deviantART

-Paola is highly addictive, don't even start.
-Paola can cause a slow and painful death.
-Paola seriously harms you and others around you.
-Paola causes peripherial vascular disease.
-Paola causes emphysema.
-Paola clogs your arteries.
-Paola causes blindness.
-Paola causes lung cancer.
-Paola causes heart disease.
-Paola doubles your risk of stroke.
-Paola is toxic.
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-Despite all this, Paola makes you feel great :)

Hahaha... Of course I'm joking, aren't I? :P

*Well, it's tonight or never. I'm nervous.